15 Minutes Of Fame

More of Cara. Please! More of Cara!

Our conversation with Cara continued. I asked her to share with me the strangest experience she ever had as a stripper.

“I suppose it was my 15 minutes of fame”, she replied. “It was back in 1992. I was dancing at a club called The Shark Lounge in Daytona. One day when I arrived for work a guy caught me in the parking lot. He was an investigative reporter for one of the local TV networks. He told me that a local minister was ripping off people’s money and spending it in strip joints, and showed me a picture of the guy. I recognized the guy right away. He wanted me to point him out and let them video tape me with the guy using a hidden camera. I was like, ‘Why the fuck not?’”

“So you did it?” I was surprised.

She continued, “Darrell was a dick. He had this thing where he would come and put his nose right in the girls’ crotch as he put a dollar in their garter. I was always like, ‘Take your whiff, you hard-up mother fucker’. So, sure enough, that night he showed up. I pointed him out to the reporter who was sitting stageside like a customer. Then he came and did his normal dollar’s worth of sniffing. They got the fucker on camera! The next thing I know, there I am on the TV news with this smiling guy putting his face in my pie.”

“They put you on the news? I didn’t think they could…”

“Well it was me, alright, but they skewed my face and my tits. My friends were like, ‘You were on TV!’ I was like, ‘Shit!’ Then there were a bunch of guys who came in the next several weeks asking which girl busted the preacher. My 15 minutes of fame!”

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Seasoned Wing

Meet Cara! Or at least Cara's boobs.

"She's 39. Her tits are only 3!" Lindsay joked.

"They're fucking real. I'll show them to you, bitch!" Cara joked back.

Cara was new to the local Hooters. You could tell she wasn't 19 or 20, but honestly, you wouldn't believe that she was 39 with three children in their teens. I sat there wishing that Cara wasn't kidding. Do show them to us!

"It beats stripping. I did that for a few years but really just couldn't bear going home to my kids knowing that drunk, old guys were drooling all over me and throwing dollar bills at my snatch", she told us as we asked her what brought her to Hooters.

"Throwing dollar bills at your..." the Mrs. asked.

"Ya, it was the big contest at D'Lights. They wadded up dollar bills and try to 'hit the spot' while the girls were on the floor. You put a little K-Y there and you catch a few more. Fucking humiliating is what it was. Caught a bunch of bills with my sushi, I did!"

It was pretty strange to us how coarse Cara was with her language. We're not prudes, mind you. Vulgarity is my native tongue! But in all our time as regulars, very few of the girls talked like this.

"This isn't my only job. I pick up cash as a lingerie hostess and model for a local service... private shows and corporate events. We keep our clothes on - there just ain't a whole hell of a lot of clothes, if you know what I mean. Still, my hoochie stays covered."

I am in awe. This woman had used four descriptive or pet terms to describe her vagina - and all within the first three or four minutes of our having met her. A seasoned veteran, I suppose. Wait 'til you hear where the conversation went next!

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Orange & Gay

Meet Rachel! She's a beautiful girl. Guys have no chance.

"I just always knew. Some people say that they tried relationships with guys or whatever. I always knew. I've never dated a guy. Never want to", Rachel explained.

"So, when did you actually 'come out' with it", I asked.

"I never really 'came out', I just was out. I remember talking with my mom when I was 12 or so and telling her I never wanted a boyfriend, that I wanted to have girlfriends."

"What did she say?"

"She said something like 'you have plenty of time to make those decisions', but she never discouraged me. I wasn't really all that sexually interested as a teenager either. I had a number of very close girlfriends - not like sexual, just really close friends that were girls. I loved the closeness of our friendships. I just wasn't all that sexually charged."

"So, when did it become sexual?" I was dying to know.

"It never really did. I've had some girlfriends with whom I experimented. It was really just friends. My first real sexual relationship was with Cami, who I am with now. We've been together 4 years. It's great. I can't imagine being happier. We have a great relationship."

I asked her, "How does it work that you're here and guys are hitting on you and looking at you and stuff, and you're gay?"

Rachel smiled. "Well, when you were looking at my ass, did you know I was gay? Does it bother you now that you know?"

We had a great conversation. I'll bring you more later.

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Roomies Pt. 3

Remember Joey? She’s hard to forget.

Several weeks have passed but the cold war between Joey and her former roommate Kim continues. Here’s the latest from Joey’s perspective.

“She’s psycho! There were a couple of times when she’s been here, like, ‘Hey, how are you? I miss you’ and stuff, and then other times when she’s telling people I’m a bitch behind my back”, Joey lamented. “She showed up at my place the other night and asked if we could talk and she started into how lonely she is, and then she wanted a hug. I hugged her and she wouldn’t let me go. I was like, ‘Kim, this is creepy’ and she snapped. She started telling me I had issues. She cussed me out and left.”

“So where does it stand now?” I asked.

“I don’t know. She sent me a text message saying she was sorry for the other night. I wrote back that it was cool with me. I don’t know. I think she has problems with friendships. I think she has problems, period.” Joey concluded, “I’ve noticed that she really has no friends.”

As we were talking, Kim walked by in street clothes. She appeared to be coming to work. She headed to the ladies room to change.

Joey shook her head, “She’s not on the schedule. She must be covering for someone. And I’m on a double. Just great.”

I decided to hang around into the next shift to see if I could get the latest from the other side of the story. And, did I ever!

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More With Missy

More of Missy! The camera couldn't get enough!

Missy's visit to our suite was sweet. Missy is a sex toy representative and hosts parties. After we learned of her side business we invited back to our room at the hotel. She visited the Mrs. and me to talk about the product line. We learned that Missy makes a considerable about of money with this side venture. And she enjoys the fringe benefits - she was all too happy to tell us that she is not only in sales, but a very satisfied customer as well!

Get your mind out of the gutter. Missy didn't offer any demonstrations. After a couple of hours of great fun and laughter, I showed Missy my blog, and we gave her a tour through our Hooters pics. For a couple of wine coolers she was happy to retrieve her uniform and give us some risque, but innocent, photos for our collection. Thanks Missy... and the Mrs. and I love the new 'Bud'.

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Holy Hooters

Remember Lisa? She's hot in Biblical proportions.

Lisa (the Missionary) was serving us. I told her, "I've got a couple of questions for you."
"Fire away!", she responded.

"So, where drinking is concerned, is it a sin?"

"In moderation, I don't believe it is. If you're drinking and losing control of yourself - or the alcohol is controlling you - then, yes, it's sin. The Bible says..."

Lisa went on for a several minutes telling me about Bible verses recommending the consumption of alcohol to help you rest and crap like that. Honestly, I wasn't hearing her as much as I was baffled to be having a Hooters girl quoting the Bible to me.

I was in just the right mood to shake it up a bit. So I asked, "What about sex? You're single. If you have sex is it a sin? Are you a virgin? What does the Bible say about that?"

"God intends for sexual intimacy to be experienced in marriage. So, yes, sex outside of marriage is wrong. I am not a virgin. I was sexually active before I became a Christian. But, I've taken a pledge not to have sex until I'm married, because that's the right thing to do. I pray about it. It hasn't been hard. I look at guys and dating differently now", she said.

"You pray about sex?" I joked.

Lisa laughed, "Not like that. I pray for the right guy someday. I pray about my loving and honoring God first in my relationships. Stuff like that."

She excused herself to go and serve another table. I sat remembering a conversation with Jess, telling me and my wife about her decision to remain a virgin until she was married (Not What I Expected To Hear). I wondered if there were Christian roots to her decision. Then again, Jess went on to have a pretty intimate conversation with my wife about masterbating (Intimate Conversation). I laughed to myself: 'I bet God smiles on that!' I thought about asking Lisa to see if it would embarrass her. 'So Lisa, do you...?' The strangest thing happened though - suddenly I got a sense that it was inappropriate to ask. That's never happened to me before. I've asked Hooters girls all sorts of very personal questions and made all sorts of coarse jokes with them and never thought twice about it. What was this all about? I wasn't really all that interested in her Christianity, but I guess I sort of respected her for it. Strange.

Just then Lisa came by the table. "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have a couple of questions for you!"

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Snap!

This is Missy. Take it easy, Gentlemen!
Missy was over to our hotel suite for a few drinks. All I can say was that we had a great evening. The camera doesn't lie. Stay tuned, there's more where this came from. A lot more.

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